"Sir? You wanted to see me?"

"Yeah, Yeah. Have a seat."

"Danny, I wanted to talk to ya - Good God, Husk! Look at your pits!"

"You don't like?"

"No, I don't like, Dan! I do not like at all! This is exactly what I wanted to talk to you about, Dan!"

"Lately your appearance has just been - slovenly - and your attitude has been crummy, and your whole performance has been sub... sub (starts to notice the magnificent smell of Danny's armpits) .... Sub-tastic, Dan! Absolutely sub-tastic, if you don't mind me saying so. In fact, Dan, I'd like to give you a promotion!"

"Well, thank you, sir. I don't know what to say..."

"Oh, don't say anything! Don't, don't say anything. Just Dan - if you wouldn't mind coming around the desk and letting me have ah - a good healthy whiff of them pits."

"Well, you're the boss."

Anyway, I'm going to stop using this username and become . Do you love it? Please say you love it.